Live · running 60 days straight

1 to 2 more orders a day.

My AI bot runs the back office on a brain called egg yolk jelly, and helps me land more orders on the road from $3.6M to $5M ARR.

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goal 1-2 a day · 0%
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Gibran's Bot running on a laptop
emails drafted
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draft orders built
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orders invoiced
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quoted to customers
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corrections learned
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insights synthesized
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memories indexed
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jobs automated
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🤖Gibran's Bot· runs on egg yolk jelly

New-growth orders only: new channels, lapsed reactivation, and outreach we build together. Not repeat or inbound. Resets at midnight. Live from the store and the bot's own logs.

The scoreboard.

Every number is real work the agent did. Updated October 2026.

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emails drafted
Customer, vendor, and team replies, written in the founder's voice
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draft orders built
Priced to each account, ready for one-click review
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orders invoiced
Quotes that turned into money out the door
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corrections learned
Every mistake becomes a permanent rule. It doesn't make the same one twice
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insights synthesized
Overnight, it connects the dots and writes its own reflections
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memories indexed
Semantic search over everything it knows, answered in milliseconds
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quoted to customers
Real quotes the bot priced, drafted, and sent
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inquiries handled
Leads and customer questions answered on the first pass
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stock-outs prevented
Reorder flags raised before a top seller ran dry
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reorders sized
Purchase orders modeled from demand, stock, and lead time
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jobs automated
Watches, nightly syncs, and reports that run on their own, no one asking
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memory pages
Everything it knows about the business, cross-linked
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connections mapped
Every link between customer, order, price, and SKU in the graph
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people it knows
Customers, vendors, and teammates, each with their full history
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companies tracked
Every account and supplier, remembered
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patterns learned
Recurring plays it spotted, like the weekly email and standing carriers

A day on the job.

Anonymized, but every line happened.

  1. 8:04aFlagged a top seller heading for a stock-out and sized the reorder
  2. 9:12aPriced a new wholesale lead and built the draft order
  3. 10:30aCaught a mispriced quote before it reached the customer
  4. 11:47aTurned a founder's correction into a permanent rule
  5. 1:15pMatched a customer's request to in-stock product and quoted to close
  6. 3:40pModeled a full container purchase order from demand and lead time
  7. 5:02pRecalled a customer's exact past pricing from semantic memory
  8. 3:00aSynthesized the day into new insights while everyone slept

How it works.

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It reads everything

Email, chat, orders, inventory, spreadsheets. One brain that remembers every customer, price, and SKU.

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It does the work

Prices quotes, builds draft orders, flags stock-outs, drafts replies in your voice. You review and send.

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It gets smarter nightly

Every night it consolidates what it learned. Week over week it answers more on the first try.

Want this for your business?

I document the whole build in public. Watch how the agent got set up, or get one mapped to your own business.