1 to 2 more orders a day.
My AI bot runs the back office on a brain called egg yolk jelly, and helps me land more orders on the road from $3.6M to $5M ARR.

New-growth orders only: new channels, lapsed reactivation, and outreach we build together. Not repeat or inbound. Resets at midnight. Live from the store and the bot's own logs.
The scoreboard.
Every number is real work the agent did. Updated October 2026.
A day on the job.
Anonymized, but every line happened.
- 8:04aFlagged a top seller heading for a stock-out and sized the reorder
- 9:12aPriced a new wholesale lead and built the draft order
- 10:30aCaught a mispriced quote before it reached the customer
- 11:47aTurned a founder's correction into a permanent rule
- 1:15pMatched a customer's request to in-stock product and quoted to close
- 3:40pModeled a full container purchase order from demand and lead time
- 5:02pRecalled a customer's exact past pricing from semantic memory
- 3:00aSynthesized the day into new insights while everyone slept
How it works.
It reads everything
Email, chat, orders, inventory, spreadsheets. One brain that remembers every customer, price, and SKU.
It does the work
Prices quotes, builds draft orders, flags stock-outs, drafts replies in your voice. You review and send.
It gets smarter nightly
Every night it consolidates what it learned. Week over week it answers more on the first try.
Want this for your business?
I document the whole build in public. Watch how the agent got set up, or get one mapped to your own business.